John McCain Twitters

Or, presumably, one of his staffers twitters for him. The perfect twitter stream for people who know what both ICYMI and SASC mean. Which would be,  basically, nobody.

I May Never Eat Soup Again

Um, I don’t think that means what you think it means

More than I wanted to know about the Obama’s personal lives.

Thought for the day

A lot of people I know think I’m not excited enough about Obama. “He’ll will be a better president than Bush” they tell me. This is like being excited because your mailman is better than David Berkowitz. Not good enough. Maybe he’ll be awesome, but I’m not counting my chickens yet.

Star Wars Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)

May the force be, like, with you, or whatever.