The fucking fine fucking art of fucking political fucking discourse

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on December 9, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

From the FBI’s Blagojevich affidavit:

“If they don’t perform, fuck ‘em.”

“hold up that fucking Cubs shit. . . fuck them.”

“it’s a political fuckin’ operation in there.”

“maybe we can’t do this now. Fire those fuckers.”

“our recommendation is fire all those fucking people, get ‘em the fuck out of there and get us some editorial support.”

the Senate seat “is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing.

“I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing.”

ROD BLAGOJEVICH said that the consultants… are telling him that he has to “suck it up” for two years and do nothing and give this “motherfucker [the President-elect] his senator. Fuck him. For nothing? Fuck him.”

ROD BLAGOJEVICH states that he will put [Senate Candidate 4] in the Senate “before I just give fucking [Senate Candidate 1] a fucking Senate seat and I don’t get anything.”

ROD BLAGOJEVICH states that he will appoint “[Senate Candidate 1] . . . but if they feel like they can do this and not fucking give me anything . . . then I’ll fucking go [Senate Candidate 5].”

ROD BLAGOJEVICH said he knows that the President-elect wants Senate Candidate 1 for the Senate seat but “they’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. Fuck them.”

“I could have made a larger announcement but wanted to see how they perform by the end of the year. If they don’t perform, fuck ‘em.”

Damn Kids

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on December 7, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

Kids these days are… smarter than me apparently

“Americans… born from the late 1950s to the mid-1960s… performed the worst on standardized exams, acquired the fewest educational degrees and [have] been the least attracted to professional careers. In a word, they’re the dumbest.”

Concerned Parent of the Day

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on December 5, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

Overheard at the mall:

“Are you serious? I have to go out in the parking lot to smoke a cigarette? I have a baby with me, I don’t want to take him out in the parking lot.”

Yeah, that’s tottally what you should be concerned about.

Lithium is the new black (gold)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on December 5, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

Are we about to jump from the peak oil frying pan into the peak lithium fire? Lithium-ion batteries are the hot technology for hybrid plug-in cars, but William Tahil, research director with Meridian International Research says: “Analysis shows that a world dependent on lithium for its vehicles could soon face even tighter resource constraints than we face today with oil… concentration of supply would create new geopolitical tensions, not reduce them.”

Depart, I say, and let us have done with you.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on December 4, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

Canadian politics has been uncharacteristically interesting lately. The minority Conservative government (which picked up seats in Parliament in 2008 even though they received fewer votes than in the 2006 elections) was about to be ousted from power on Monday by a coalition of opposition parties: the Liberals (the left-center party), the NDP (the left-left party), and the Bloc Quebecois (the angry french guys party). Today Prime Minister Stephen Harper bought himself and his party some time by suspending Parliament for seven weeks. Or to be more technically correct, he convinced Governor General Michaelle Jean (Canada’s ceremonial head of state and representative of Queen Elizabeth) to suspend Parliament for him. Foreigners are weird.

News of the Day

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on December 4, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

Empire State Building Stolen

Hitler Emoticons

All your socks are belong to us.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on December 2, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

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News of the Day – More Cowbell Edition

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on December 2, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

Astronauts drink their own urine. If you ever tried Tang this may not sound like such a bad alternative.

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade rickrolled for real.

Frankin picks up 37 votes. At this rate the coin might not be standing on it’s edge much longer.

365 Obama

Posted in Uncategorized on November 7, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

The Omaha World-Herald and several other news organizations have called Nebraska’s Second Congressional District, which incorporates Omaha and some of its suburbs and exurbs, for President-Elect Barack Obama.

via FiveThiryEight.com

Final tally Obama 365 McCain 173

Important stuff that happened while I was obsessing about the election

Posted in Uncategorized on November 5, 2008 by nukeitfromorbit

White-space. (Thats kind of a super wi-fi thingy, nothing to do with politics, I promise)