So, the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva goes online Wednesday. It won’t destroy the world. And even if does sending death threats to the scientist involved won’t help – so you know, don’t do that. You night think that anyone whose likely to be reading my blog wouldn’t need me to point that out, but trust me, if you write about the LHC some crazy-ass people are going to google your blog. I’ve heard from them before. So really guys , think about it: if the scientists destroy the world then killing them a couple days early really isn’t a particularly effective punishment, and if they don’t destroy the world then there’s no reason to be upset in the first place. That’s some of that logic.
Nuke It From Orbit
Its the only way to be sure.
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