The fucking fine fucking art of fucking political fucking discourse

From the FBI’s Blagojevich affidavit:

“If they don’t perform, fuck ‘em.”

“hold up that fucking Cubs shit. . . fuck them.”

“it’s a political fuckin’ operation in there.”

“maybe we can’t do this now. Fire those fuckers.”

“our recommendation is fire all those fucking people, get ‘em the fuck out of there and get us some editorial support.”

the Senate seat “is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing.

“I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing.”

ROD BLAGOJEVICH said that the consultants… are telling him that he has to “suck it up” for two years and do nothing and give this “motherfucker [the President-elect] his senator. Fuck him. For nothing? Fuck him.”

ROD BLAGOJEVICH states that he will put [Senate Candidate 4] in the Senate “before I just give fucking [Senate Candidate 1] a fucking Senate seat and I don’t get anything.”

ROD BLAGOJEVICH states that he will appoint “[Senate Candidate 1] . . . but if they feel like they can do this and not fucking give me anything . . . then I’ll fucking go [Senate Candidate 5].”

ROD BLAGOJEVICH said he knows that the President-elect wants Senate Candidate 1 for the Senate seat but “they’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. Fuck them.”

“I could have made a larger announcement but wanted to see how they perform by the end of the year. If they don’t perform, fuck ‘em.”

Heh

Reporters: Why did the RNC spend $150,000 on clothes and accessories for Sarah Palin and her family?

McCain: “She needed the clothes.”

Palin: Vote for me ladies, or burn in hell.

“I’m reading on my Starbucks mocha cup, okay? The quote of the day… It was Madeleine Albright, former Secretary of State and UN ambassador. … Now she said it, I didn’t. She said, ‘There’s a place in Hell reserved for women who don’t support other women.’” Sarah Palin

Albright actually said: “There’s a place in Hell reserved for women who don’t help other women.”

Via The Huffington Post

John McCain – No Future

“I just have to rely on the good judgment of the voters not to buy into these negative attack ads. Sooner or later, people are going to figure out if all you run is negative attack ads you dont have much of a vision for the future or you’re not ready to articulate it.” John McCain 2/21/2000

Sarah W. Cheney

Is it possible to fit the ignorance of Bush and the hubris of Cheney into one person? Apparently so:

“Well, again, as I tried to explain last night, our executive branch will know what our job is. We have the three very distinct branches of government. You know, we might be bleeding our authority over to the Legislative or Judicial branch to do our job in the Executive branch as administers.” – Sarah Palin.

Randomness

Vote for Troy Hickman’s Twilight Guardian in Top Cow’s Pilot Season 2008 Poll. Yeah, I know you have no idea what Twilight Guardian is but trust me – it rocks my socks.

And speaking of Comics, Fox is sueing Warner Bros. to block the March releas on the Watchmen movie. I am sad. Must. See. Watchmen.

Moving on to less importent matters like the upcoming elections. Early polling indicates that Republican women kinda like Sarah Palin and everyone else pretty much thinks she sucks. Check the polls about a week out from today. If Johnny and Mayor Palin don’t get an Obama sized post convention bounce I think you can pretty much stick a fork in them.